Today is a very busy day. Despite this, I have taken the time to jot down a few haikus for you. It is, after all, Haiku Thursday. Busy Many things to do, Yet, I sit here typing this. What a waste of time. Ode to Fiber My dear friend fiber, Your gift: bowel integrity. Soften, […]
Text messaging can Be dangerous while driving Or using chainsaws.
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The NFL Draft; Simply great television If you want to nap.
Sharing combs and hats Is a good way to share lice Or to make a friend.
Socks are effective As mittens in the winter If you have no thumbs.
Cleansing wipes work well They clean so well and bring joy. Lemon scented hands
It has come to my attention that it is Friday. That may seem like nothing, except yesterday was Thursday. That still may seem like no big deal, but to me it is. Yesterday was Haiku Thursday, and yet, I wrote no haiku. So in the interest of people being able to get on with their […]
Dear Mother Nature It is cold, yet nearly spring. You might be senile.
Wearing white clothing Is great for disguising stains For toothpaste salesmen.