Was there a point in time when boxers boxed in only boxers? That could get very awkward if they were those boxers without the button on the fly.
If she sells seashells by the seashore, she needs a better business plan. Seashells are easy to come by by the seashore. I could totally get one free.
Rappers wear a lot of hats. I assume its because they don’t want to be mentioned on a diss track called “Stupid Looking Bulbous Head.”
I wonder which would look weirder: a turtle without a shell, a platypus, or former Guns ‘n Roses guitarist Slash without his tophat.
Did knights wear underwear under their armor? Chafing must have been a nightmare in that, not to mention metal splinters.
I think everyone should be extremely thankful that the Pilgrims didn’t catch a raccoon before a turkey on Thanksgiving.
The person that the anatomy of a stick figure was based on must have had a really hard time finding clothes.
It has got to be near impossible for the person with the world’s longest fingernails to find gloves. They probably just have to slip a tubesock over that whole mess and call it a “mitten.”
Someone should start a Better than Ezra cover band named Only Slightly Better than Ezra.
If I rode a horse on a public street, would I get pulled over for not having headlights? And what would the ticket be if my vehicle pooped on the car behind it?