This Day Will Live in Anonymity

It is now 9:15 p.m. 15 hours ago, I was getting out of bed. I took a shower, brushed my teeth, put on some deodorant. After my morning destinking, I got prepared for another day of work. In between then and now, though, nothing happened. I don’t know how you can go a full 15 […]

Applebee’s Gives Alcohol to Toddler: Why It Can’t Possibly Be Their Fault

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we are gathered here today in the court of public opinion to cast judgment on a friend of yours and of mine. Surely you remember the many happy meals you’ve shared there, breaking bread with your family and loved ones. The smiles you have had on your face as […]