Three Easy Tips to Avoid Becoming the Annoying Cell Phone Guy

I am a huge fan of cell phones. There is nothing quite as fantastic as walking through a crowded place, desperately hunting for reception so you can listen to that voicemail that will, no doubt, be a stranger with a “very special offer just for Nattan Bradley.” Plus, without cell phones, I would never be […]

Smart Phones: The Fat Thumb’s Natural Enemy

Warning: the following post was written on a smartphone. You will most likely find it to be full of typos and, occaisuonally diffycylt to read. Not that this is much different than usual. Technology is a great thing. Without technology, we would still be ridibg horses everywhere and dying if typhoid fever. That would be […]

Cell Phones: Now With Extra Creepy!

On Jeopardy a while ago, there was a competition between smug, way-too-smart-for-their-own-good humans and a smug, way-too-smart-for-its-own-good computer. It was man versus machine, a timeless competition between humankind and what we can create. Guess what? The computer won. I’m uncomfortable with technology being smarter than me. The only advantage I have over computers at this […]

RIP Cell Phone; Hello New Technology

I remember when my mom got her first cell phone. It was a large brick of a cell phone that was able to do two things: Call people and play a game where you controlled a worm. What a technological marvel it was. It was like a phone you would have in your house, but […]

Cinco De Mayo: Spanish For “Terrible Day”*

Today is just one of those days. Oddly enough, even though that last sentence says literally nothing, it is enough for people to realize what I’m talking about. This would be because everyone has experienced those days where they get up, start doing what they’re supposed to do, realize that today is going to be […]

Attention World, I Am Not Named Jennifer

          Dear Jennifer, I don’t know who you are. I’ve never met you. I don’t even know your last name. This makes this letter even more difficult for me. I have had my current phone number for the last six years. For most of those six years, it has been an enjoyable experience. The only […]

Deep Thoughts For The Weekend

The weekend can be a very boring time. I’ve found it can be an excellent time for self reflection. It’s important for a person to look inside themselves and examine their innermost thoughts. These are what I’ve thought about today. – Someone at some point in history invented shoelaces. Before that, they only had shoes […]