Your Guide to a Life-Altering Super Bowl Party

The greatest American holiday is upon us. Super Bowl Sunday. Sure it may not be an actual holiday, but it’s definitely more important than some real holidays. What is Labor Day anyway? No one knows because no one cares about it. The Super Bowl, though, is another story. Millions of people around the entire globe, […]

Dear Glee, Thanks for Ruining TV

Ever since I was born, I’ve listened to our “age-advanced” members of society complain about how we were ruining American culture. No one reads anymore and we listen to noise, not music, and cars aren’t made the way they used to be. We’re lazy, we wear our pants too low, and we don’t appreciate things […]

The iPhone Does More Than Just Play Angry Birds. It Cures Gay People.

Since the iPhone was launched you’ve heard it over 100,000,000 times (I may be exaggerating, but I don’t feel like I am). “There’s an app for that.” Before I tell you why I’ve brought this up, I would like to say thank you to you, Steve Jobs. You have allowed your marketing department to permeate […]