Gordon the Forgotten Garage Sale

It was early in the morning when the people came outside. They carried their knickknacks and their bric-à-brac and set it up on the lawn. Piles of curios and long forgotten nonsensical items covered the grass. That is how Gordon the Garage Sale came to be. Gordon felt confident. He knew exactly what he had […]

Choose Your Own Adventure: “The Ladore Luger: Part 2″

Welcome to Part II of “The Ladore Luger.” When we last left Billy Hamilton, he had just finished tormenting a complete stranger at a bus stop. He was then offered a chance to ride with a jerk from his school and you were given the chance to vote for what you wanted him to do. […]

Choose Your Own Adventure: “The Ladore Luger: Part 1”

Today is the first segment of our new Choose Your Own Adventure series, “The Ladore Luger.” (Don’t worry. The title will make sense.) Enjoy and remember: you will be responsible for the decisions 16-year-old Billy Hamilton makes.   “Billy!” The voice rang off of the walls and echoed through the hall, forcing its way into […]

Choose Your Own Adventure: Landonburg or Bust, the finale

Welcome to the finale of Landonburg or Bust. Before reading, it is highly recommended that you look at the other four parts. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4   “Well? What do you want to do?” the officer asked again. Craig’s thoughts began to crystallize. “Could you delay him long enough for me […]

Choose Your Own Adventure: Landonburg or Bust Part 4

Warning: If you haven’t read the other parts of this story, you will be confused. Check them out. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Mason slowly slid his wallet out of his back pocket, then carefully pulled his license from the worn plastic cover inside. His face had grown tense, his hand slightly trembled as […]

Choose Your Own Adventure: Landonburg Or Bust Part 3

After two segments of Landonburg or Bust, Craig was left with the decision of whether to open Mason’s box or run away. America has voted (and by America, I mean roughly 12 people) and you have chosen the box. Part 1 Part 2 We join out protagonist after the choice is made. A glance to […]

Choose Your Own Adventure: Landonburg or Bust Part 2

After a very close vote, you people have chosen that Craig remain in the car with Mason. Although I was hoping that Craig would steal Mason’s beef jerkey and run, I’m not in control. If you haven’t read part 1, here it is. Without further ado, here is part two of “Landonburg or Bust.” Craig […]

How I Saved The President: A Completely Fictional Account

I opened my eyes just in time to see the sun peek out over the trees on the east side of the backyard that morning. As I attempted to focus, the light spilled in between the slats of my blinds, revealing the dust in every corner of my bedroom. I began my morning routine, the […]