The Wing That Got Away

There it laid, sprawled out in the middle of the floor. There were no signs of life, not that there ever were. The splatters from the crash landing coated the area around it. By all accounts, it was a disaster. Seeing that devastation, that destruction, it’s hard to believe that just 30 seconds before that […]

Breaking News: Someone Has Finally Found a Way To Get Me to Stop Eating Fried Chicken

When traveling, there are a few rules I always try to abide by. Firstly, do not, under any circumstance, look like a tourist. When one is traveling with me, fanny packs, daypacks, cameras strapped around the neck at the ready, or any other telltale sign of tourism are prohibited. You might as well wear a […]

Wife Talk: The Fear of Dining Alone

It seems you can find a website about anything these days. If you want a recipe for a clambake, it’s there. You need to buy 1000 wrapped sporks? You can find it. There are even hundreds of sites to look at humorous pictures of zoo animals. In fact, there are sites that meet every need a […]

Diet Tips Guaranteed to Make You Lose Weight. Maybe.

The internet is a wonderful tool. It can help you find all kinds of things, from a recipe for Mango-Chutney Beef Tenderloin to who that guy is on that one commercial, what have I seen him in, and why is he doing commercials now? (That, I believe, is the single most asked question on the […]

Hooray for National Doughnut Day!

Quick, go to your closet and pull out your nicest sweat pants. You’re definitely going to want an elastic waistband. Today is one of America’s biggest and most revered holidays. Today is National Doughnut Day. You are most likely wondering why a National Doughnut Day exists. The reason is very simple. Have you ever had […]