If You Love Bacon So Much, Why Not Get a Pet Pig?

Ever since we were first dating, my wife has told me that she loves pets. She grew up with dogs and cats, so it was a given that we would have pets in our house. While she loves our dog to the point that it has become a little bit unnerving and she defends our […]

Pets: The Most Offensive Word EVER

Our pets. They are loving, cuddly and adorable at all times, unless you have a pet snake, in which case they are not so cuddly. More scaly and unpleasant, actually. Nevertheless, we love our pets. They are many people’s favorite thing to talk about. Some people even carry them in their purses next to their […]

The Westminster Dog Show: Seriously, People? They’re Just Dogs

If you’ve ever seen clips of children’s beauty pageants, you have seen stage parents, one of the strangest marvels to walk the face of the Earth. Almost as strange as stage pet owners….

Deep Thoughts For The Weekend

The weekend can be a very boring time. I’ve found it can be an excellent time for self reflection. It’s important for a person to look inside themselves and examine their innermost thoughts. These are what I’ve thought about today. – Someone at some point in history invented shoelaces. Before that, they only had shoes […]