WARNING: PUBLIC CELL PHONE USAGE MIGHT GIVE PEOPLE THE DEFINITE WRONG IDEA

There are very few things as annoying as listening to a person use their phone in public. While everyone is minding their own business, keeping to themselves, these phone-users are screaming over the noise in their immediate vicinity and boisterously laughing at unheard jokes. As people begin to speak louder, attempting to be heard over […]

Black Friday: The Manliest Shopping Day You’ll Ever Have

There is a stereotype that shopping is not manly. For the most part, this appears to be right. It never feels incredibly manly to rave about the shoes you just scored or the new matching linen set you picked up for a pretty penny. In fact, it seems like the opposite of manly. All of […]

Cell Phones: Now With Extra Creepy!

On Jeopardy a while ago, there was a competition between smug, way-too-smart-for-their-own-good humans and a smug, way-too-smart-for-its-own-good computer. It was man versus machine, a timeless competition between humankind and what we can create. Guess what? The computer won. I’m uncomfortable with technology being smarter than me. The only advantage I have over computers at this […]

RIP Cell Phone; Hello New Technology

I remember when my mom got her first cell phone. It was a large brick of a cell phone that was able to do two things: Call people and play a game where you controlled a worm. What a technological marvel it was. It was like a phone you would have in your house, but […]

Deep Thoughts For The Weekend

The weekend can be a very boring time. I’ve found it can be an excellent time for self reflection. It’s important for a person to look inside themselves and examine their innermost thoughts. These are what I’ve thought about today. – Someone at some point in history invented shoelaces. Before that, they only had shoes […]