No You Aren’t Paranoid, They Really Are Watching You

One day, many years ago, mankind was created. We could spend all day debating how this happened, whether some sort of slimy creature crawled out of the ocean and decided they would rather walk on two legs, build civilizations, and create marvels of human creation like the pyramids or the Big Mac, or whether some […]

Things To Think About…

-There has been a lot of debate about the legalization of marijuana. People for it say that the taxes it brings in would help the country while people against it say that everyone will immediately rush out and reenact their favorite Cheech and Chong movies. I think we’re focusing on the wrong thing, though. I […]

Cottage Cheese, Applesauce, and the Toilet: My Day With a Three-Year-Old

On TV, people my age spend most of their time partying and pursuing suitable partners. Saturday night is the prime night for this to take place with women putting on their best impractical footwear and men dousing themselves in cologne to draw the attention of that special someone. As a married man, I knew that […]

The Royal Wedding: The Greatest Event in History

The world has gone completely mad. Crazy, bonkers, berserk, nutso. For some reason, we have all fixated our incredibly short attention spans on one event. The Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kathryn “That commoner marrying a royal figurehead” Middleton. Now, I must preface anything I’m about to say with one simple disclosure: I am […]

McDonalds Happy to Host McWeddings for McCouples, Still Makes Gross Food

There is a brand new wrinkle in the argument about the sanctity of marriage, and it has nothing to do with politics. It does have to do with the Hamburglar. The newest fad in Hong Kong are weddings in McDonalds. Yes, I do mean McDonalds, the home of the McChicken, the cause of making you […]