I Will Take My Billion Dollars Now, Please

It looks like it is finally about to be my time. After all of the work and the effort, I am about to be rolling in the dough. I plan on building a tower to fill with my riches ala Scrooge McDuck. I probably won’t dive into them knowing how germy money really is, but […]

Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You: Kazaam 2

File this in the “I Wish I Was Making This Up File.” Boston, MA– Shaquille O’Neal has done it all: Become a basketball MVP, a successful rapper, a law enforcement official, and an actor. Now that he’s accomplished it all, why not do it again? That’s the attitude O’Neal, currently the back-up center for the […]

March Madness: Family Counciling, Anyone?

Tomorrow is the first day of March. That means spring, rain, and madness. One of America’s best traditions, filling out NCAA tournament brackets, is set to begin. Throughout offices all over America, men and women stop being productive to look up the record of college basketball teams playing away from home in the afternoon with […]

Deep Thoughts For The Weekend

The weekend can be a very boring time. I’ve found it can be an excellent time for self reflection. It’s important for a person to look inside themselves and examine their innermost thoughts. These are what I’ve thought about today. – Someone at some point in history invented shoelaces. Before that, they only had shoes […]