At Long Last, Information About The iPhone 6 Is Here

Rumors about the upcoming iPhone 6 have been flying about the internet for months. It is single-handedly the most anticipated upcoming phone that begins with a vowel that is not a, e, o, u, or sometimes y. A quick Google search for “iPhone 6 rumors” will bring up 103,000,000 results, most of which do not […]

iPhone 5 Announced! Countdown to iPhone 6 Begins Now…

Apple announced today the preorder date for its upcoming iPhone 5, the most highly anticipated phone since the iPhone 4s was announced a year ago. Apple has done a great deal to improve on their flagship product. They have made it thinner and sleeker while at the same time making the screen larger. It’s enough […]

Happ(le)y Birthday, Johnny Appleseed. You Were One Fruit Obsessed Freak.

There are a few smells associated with fall. There is the smell of cinnamon, the smell of a campfire, the smell of a child’s vomit after too much Halloween candy (a smell comprised of two parts Snickers’ bar, one part Tootsie Pop, and four parts stomach lining). One big smell people always think of, though, […]

Nathan Sell’s Out

Anyone who grew up in the nineties, listened to music in the nineties or was even alive and conscious in nineties has heard of the Goo Goo Dolls. The band is a quintessential nineties band, releasing such hits as “Iris,” a song that everyone has heard at least once, whether they know it or not. […]

The iPhone Does More Than Just Play Angry Birds. It Cures Gay People.

Since the iPhone was launched you’ve heard it over 100,000,000 times (I may be exaggerating, but I don’t feel like I am). “There’s an app for that.” Before I tell you why I’ve brought this up, I would like to say thank you to you, Steve Jobs. You have allowed your marketing department to permeate […]