I love naps.
If I were to list all of my favorite activities in life, I would list naps in eight out of the top ten spots.There is just something about sleeping in the middle of the day that is the ultimate gratification.
As a child, I hated naps. For some reason the thought of having to sleep and missing out on something was a fate worse than death. I wish I had a time machine to go back to that child and tell him to stop being an idiot and take as many naps as humanly possible while he was still able to. He would probably still whine about napping, but taking any further steps to convince him might cause a Butterfly Effect situation, so I would just jump back into my time machine and leave him alone.
In honor of my favorite extracurricular activity, I have expressed my love in the most beautiful form imaginable: haiku.
I Relish Naps Oh So Much
My ultimate dream:
Nap after nap forever.
Wait…isn’t that death?