There is no better way to follow up a lovely holiday like Thanksgiving than by becoming sick. Fortunately for me, my mother did more than just cook a turkey: she brought home a plague so that everyone could have the joy of hugging a toilet while wondering how much liquid can come out of a human being before they shrivel up like a worm on a hot sidewalk.
Sadly, though, my time with this glorious sickness seems to have come to an end. It seems like only yesterday that our time together began. As I look back at our time together, there seems no better way to remember it then with the ancient art of Haiku.
Turkey, Dressing and a Plague
Gift that keeps giving.
Explode from within. BlaRgBLAaAAaGH!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did I eat rice?
- Thursday Haiku Madness~Happy Thanksgiving! (thecheekydiva.com)