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I guess I need to clarify. I NORMALLY feel like a man. It’s not like I wake up in the morning and feel like a hamster or anything like that. (Well, there was that one time, but that turned out to just be a dream. I just wish I had known that before I bought all of those pine chips for my bed…)
I am clearly a male human. It even says so on my legal identifications, so it must be true.
Today, though, I feel manly. I feel like the result of a scientific experiment mixing Al Pacino with Chuck Norris, adding a dash of Bruce Lee. I feel like I should go to a local steakhouse, ask for the biggest steak they have, eat it raw, all the while scratching and burping with the best of them. Then, I want…
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