“Jersey Shore” Goes To That Great Unwatchable Cable Channel in the Sky

Jersey Shore (TV series)

Jersey Shore (TV series) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Tragic news has been circulating the internet for the past few days. After what seems like decades, America’s premier example of why the rest of the world hates us is coming to an end.

MTV is canceling “Jersey Shore.”

I would like to take a second to pay honor to the greatest Americans since our founding fathers in the only way I know how.

The ancient Japanese art of Haiku.

Salut, Jersey Shore (The End of an Admittedly Dark and Depressing Era)

Ed Hardy, spray tan.

Farewell, our drunken heroes.

Good freaking riddance.

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