Everyone likes to pity themselves. If you say you don’t, you’re a big stupid liar-face. So, you might as well do it for everyone to see and participate in this.
Next weekend, everyone is invited to the biggest party of the season. How do I know it’s going to be the biggest party? Because it’s a pity party!
Have you ever wanted to share your burdens with the world?
Do you ever look at happy people and want to punch them?
If you could be anything, would you choose to be someone else?
Then this party is for you!
If you answered no to all of the above questions, this party is for you, to show all of us whiners how amazing you are.
If you have had pity parties in the privacy of your own mind, it is time to share them with the world.
Bring me your tired, your weak, your pissed off.
This party will require participation.
Your job? Write a pity party post (funny, serious, crazy, etc.) on your blog and link up. Don’t post…
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