Things I Will Never Understand

Payless ShoeSource store, Briarwood Mall, Ann ...

Payless ShoeSource store, Briarwood Mall, Ann Arbor, MI. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

-The Target dressing room that I went to visit yesterday was smack dab in the middle of the women’s clothing. For men to get there, one had to walk through the lingerie. Why does Target want to embarrass women buying lacy undergarments and the men who are forced to witness them choosing those lacy undergarments?

-There are seven months with 31 days, four with 30 days and one with 28. Could we not just move a couple of days from the months with 31 and bump that 28 up to a respectable 30? Apparently, the creator of the calendar was a bit of a dummy.

-In my life, I have been to a Payless shoe store multiple times. Each time, the person working there asks me if they can help me find something. Do they think I cannot find the shoes? That is just about all they have there. It isn’t all that hard. Maybe they work on commission. If that were the case, they should find a new job. Commission on a $20 pair of shoes can’t be very good.

-Why have I been in a Payless multiple times? I have never bought a single pair of shoes there, yet I still have been there enough to know what the employees do.

-The other day, a guy in front of me at the gas station bought three lottery scratcher tickets, then immediately began scratching them. Was it really that dire of a need to see that he did not win? Maybe he was running low on trash and really needed to create some.

-I know many people who will talk about how much they love coffee, then fill half of their cup with caramel macchiato flavored coffee creamer. Why do they not realize they just like caramel macchiato creamer? Maybe if society wouldn’t look down on them, they would just drink a cup of that.

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6 thoughts on “Things I Will Never Understand

  1. I do like my cream and caramel with a splash of coffee. I don’t care who sees my undies. Half the time I don’t wear any but I have a consumption to buy pretty new ones every time I see them. Payless I can’t answer.

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  2. “In my life, I have been to a Payless shoe store multiple times. Each time, the person working there asks me if they can help me find something”

    I ask then to help me find my feet.

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