Twas two nights before Christmas
And all through the town
The men were panicked for no gift had they found.
“I’m dead meat, I’m done,”
They cried in defeat
As some other lucky husband grabbed the last jewelry that was cheap.
They went to store after store
But to no avail
As the hours were late and they were still set for trouble.
Desperate for gifts,
The men went a place they new well.
“Why, there must be a great present at the gas station, Shell!”
Who’s to blame for this mess?
Well it isn’t the men.
See, they work through the week and watch sports all weekend.
How could they possibly
Take the time to buy presents
When Northern Arkansas Tech is playing the Southern Utah Pheasants?
So, ladies, this Christmas,
When you receive your gifts
Count your blessings if you don’t find motor oil and a Twix.
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