Dear Man In Front of Me At the Gas Station…

Dear man in front of me at the gas station, Hello. It’s great to talk to you. You might remember me. I’m the person who was behind you in line at the gas station that seemed to be slightly impatient. While I’m sure you thought this was rude, let me explain myself. While I was […]

Dear Anonymous Internet Commenter

Dear Anonymous Internet Commenter, Hello. You might remember me as the gentleman who wrote that article you just read. I wanted to think you for taking the time to comment on my article. It’s not every day I have someone take the time to point out every flaw or inconsistency I have ever written, so […]

To Those Who Were Offended By My Writing

Earlier this week, I wrote a piece about the government’s possible shutdown. In this piece, I jokingly nominated myself as future president of America. While I was sure that this was obviously a suggestion to be taken likely, I was clearly wrong. Yesterday, I received this message about my piece: “Dude You’re an idiot some […]

Attention World, I Am Not Named Jennifer

          Dear Jennifer, I don’t know who you are. I’ve never met you. I don’t even know your last name. This makes this letter even more difficult for me. I have had my current phone number for the last six years. For most of those six years, it has been an enjoyable experience. The only […]

My Letter to the Westboro Baptist Church

The following letter is intended to be tongue in cheek. It is not meant to be taken seriously. Please do not take it seriously. In response to the Supreme Court ruling in favor of the Westboro Baptist Church‘s right to protest funerals, I have written them a letter. I do NOT, in any way, agree […]