Today is a very busy day. Despite this, I have taken the time to jot down a few haikus for you. It is, after all, Haiku Thursday. Busy Many things to do, Yet, I sit here typing this. What a waste of time. Ode to Fiber My dear friend fiber, Your gift: bowel integrity. Soften, […]
Films: Ultimate art. Express man’s struggles, mirror them. What? “Battleship”?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Related articles Star Wars Week (haikucrew.wordpress.com) Haiku Heights – String (hibernationnow.wordpress.com) Haiku (mindflurries.wordpress.com)
Sun peers over trees And this planet comes to life. Dumb sun. Let me sleep.
This week’s haiku is titled “If a Tree Doest Fall in the Wooden Glen, But No One is Around, Does it Make a Sound?” Falling trees make sounds No matter who’s there to hear. What a dumb question!
Text messaging can Be dangerous while driving Or using chainsaws.
The NFL Draft; Simply great television If you want to nap.
Dearest alarm clock, SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP! AGH! I’ll get up in….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Socks are effective As mittens in the winter If you have no thumbs.
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It has come to my attention that it is Friday. That may seem like nothing, except yesterday was Thursday. That still may seem like no big deal, but to me it is. Yesterday was Haiku Thursday, and yet, I wrote no haiku. So in the interest of people being able to get on with their […]