“John Carter” Loses $200 Million, Proves World Is Not Ready For Movies About Men Fighting With Swords On Mars

In my lifetime, I have seen many movies. I have seen comedies and dramas. I have been forced to sit through long boring classics (I would rather pull my eyes out than try to watch “Gone With the Wind” again) and been forced to sit through long boring non-classics (I would rather watch “Gone With […]

List of the Week: Creepy Things That Are Supposed to Be Adorable

- Hairless cats – (Some) newborn babies – Baby birds – Baby rats -Really, any type of baby anything - Porcelain dolls – The idea of the tooth fairy (Seriously, who wants a bunch of human teeth? What a sicko!) – Families that kiss on the lips – Kids’ beauty pageants – Old Disney cartoons (They […]