Cats: The Most Cuddly Carnivorous Pet a Man Can Have

  Since I was a kid, I have had a love-hate relationship with cats. Most feline exchanges would play out the same way. I would go to pet the cat. “Hey, cat. I’m just trying to pet you,” I would say. For some reason, it seems like this warning should prepare the cat for physical […]

Cat Congressional Candidate Claws Competitors, Also Inspires a Really Neat Alliteration

For those who haven’t heard yet, 2012 is an election year. That means more of the same. Republicans will call Democrats elitist. Democrats will call Republicans fat cats. Independent parties will say mildly crazy stuff with no hope of ever actually winning an election. It all gets very boring after a while. There are only […]

Cats: The Perfect Pet (If You Love Pure Evil)

I want to say before I start that I don’t hate cats. It’s going to sound like I do, but I don’t. Dislike them, yes. Wish they would leave me alone, absolutely. But hate? No. With that said, anyone who thinks cats are better pets than dogs has never been around either animal or at […]