Answering The Internet’s Burning Questions

One of the joys of hosting a blog on WordPress is that you are privy to some of the search terms that have led people to you. It can be very insightful. For instance, I had no idea that this blog was a hotbed for information on irrational women, but thanks to WordPress, I now […]

It’s About Time I Was Rewarded for Positively and Creatively Inspiring Others…

In the world of blogging, there are very few awards you can win. You could win a Weblog award, though I would probably disqualify myself from that competition on the basis that a winning blog most likely needs a great number, or at least a fair number, of people reading it to have a shot […]

Lady Gaga and Mystery Man Arrested After Hot Air Balloon Joy Ride*

There, on the front page of Yahoo, was what was sure to be the biggest news story of the year. “Bad-boy Actor Pummels Justin Bieber.” Finally, after tormenting the world for what seems like years, some actor had taken care of Bieber once and for all. It was probably Nicholas Cage. Cage doesn’t seem to […]

I Swear, I Didn’t Mean Anything By It!

Writing a blog can be very challenging. Inevitably, something you say will eventually be taken out of context. This exact thing happened to me today. Many moons ago, I wrote a post making fun of, among other things, the way gyms smell. For those who have never been to a gym, imagine wearing a sock […]

“Choose Your Own Adventure: Volume II” Coming Soon…

Last year, I tried a grand experiment. Fondly remembering the “Choose Your Own Adventure” books of my childhood, I turned this very blog into one of those, allowing readers to decide the fate of a character in a moderately decent work of fiction. I will be attempting this again, only there is one catch: you, […]

The Horrors of War

They say that war is Hell. While this not upheld by any Biblical scripture, people seem to be in agreement. Far and wide, people are not huge fans of war. Since I declared war on that menace, The Hobbler, roughly 250,000 people have met their demise. Granted, none of these deaths were directly caused by […]