Barack Obama Either Makes A Funny Video To Urge People to Buy Healthcare or Disgraces the Dignity of His Position

I am a very impressionable person. As busy as I am, I simply do not have time to make my own decisions about things. That is why I rely on the others to make sure I have a well-informed position to staunchly believe in. Occasionally, though, this turns into a real problem. Take today, for […]

It’s About Time I Was Rewarded for Positively and Creatively Inspiring Others…

In the world of blogging, there are very few awards you can win. You could win a Weblog award, though I would probably disqualify myself from that competition on the basis that a winning blog most likely needs a great number, or at least a fair number, of people reading it to have a shot […]

The Unfortunate and Untimely Demise Of An Innocent Email Account

An email account is a difficult thing to maintain. Everything always starts out nicely. You sign up for an account and selectively give out your email address. At some point, though, you need to order something online. You say to yourself, “I’ll just put my email in right here. It’s no big deal.” Then you […]

The Official Most Important Ultimate Response to the State of the Union Address

Greetings my fellow Americans. Tonight, the President of these here United States delivered his state of the Union address. Let me begin by congratulating President Obama on being President. I know he has been president for a while now, so I guess it’s pretty rude to wait this long to congratulate him on being elected, […]

New Year’s Day on a Wednesday? Let’s Be Reasonable…

Dear Barack Obama and/or any other public official this might pertain to, Happy 2014! I’m sure you are ready for 2013 to be over. With the launch of and the government shutdown, the number of Americans who disapprove of you has jumped up 10%. That’s not good for you at all. If I found […]

Congratulations, ____________. America Is In Great Hands.

As a patriotic individual, I felt it was my duty to comment on the 2012 presidential election that took place today. Unfortunately, I could not wait to post it. They won’t know who won until, like, 9 o’clock. I will be far too tired to write about the purple mountain’s majesty or fruited plains by […]

Your Official, Genuine, For Real Up-To-Date 2012 Presidential Poll

With only two days to go before the Presidential Election Day, all eyes are on the polls as people search for the answers to the important questions. Who will have the chance to guide the United States into the coming apocalyptic future? Who will become the answer to a trivia question about former presidential candidates? […]

Don’t Worry, Sarah Palin! It’s Easy to Not Say Offensive Things!

For those who have not heard, former Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin is in some hot water. It seems that Palin took to her Facebook to say “President Obama’s shuck and jive shtick with these Benghazi lies must end…” This in itself would not be a big deal if it wasn’t for the fact that “Shuck and […]

For Those Of You Who Missed The Debate

Tonight marked the second debate between President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney, his opponent in this presidential race. While voting is an important civic duty, I realize that some people might have been busy and unable to watch the debate. Fortunately, I have your back. I watched the debate this evening and have provided a […]

Paul Ryan Has Joe Biden’s Friendship Whether He Wants It Or Not

Whenever someone begins to discuss politics, it is a certainty that the conversation will drift into several different topics. Firstly, people will talk about the economy. They will say things about debt and tax rates and China. One person will say that someone who is in power has not helped the debt or tax rates […]