A Horse With Glue Never Gets the Job Done: The Story of Humpty Dumpty

It is a well-known fact that I am not a huge fan of kids. I could delve into the reasons again or you could just watch “Children of the Corn” and figure it out for yourself. Despite this wish to steer clear of any person who cannot manage to wipe themselves, I constantly find myself […]

How to Become the Art Snob You Have Always Dreamed of Being

It’s a dilemma as old as time. You have a date that you want to impress. You want that date to think you are a smart, well-educated, person with a vast cultural appetite. So what do you do on a date? Your usual evening of eating hot wings and watching procedural crime shows is not […]

Dear Gentleman Behind Me In the Movie Theater…

Dear gentleman behind me in the movie theater, Wow! That sure was a great movie, huh? I bet you thought there were a lot of very funny parts and a good soundtrack. I know you enjoyed it because I could hear your laughter. I, however, am not sure whether I enjoyed it or not. See, […]

Friday Haiku

Just like the Thursday version, but one day better! A man is a man. His worth is shown by his deeds Such as loud belching. Related articles Haiku Wednesday Part I (famousafteridie.wordpress.com) health haiku in 5/7/5 time (phylor.wordpress.com) Escape…..Haiku (anglachel27.wordpress.com)

Thursday Haiku

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Thursday Haiku

Trix and Lucky Charms Kid’s Cereal is so good. Down with vitamins! Related Articles Haiku of the Day (clevelandsportstorture.com) Happy World Poetry Day! Have Some Haikus. (crushable.com) Haiku inspired by a Brisbane River Ginko (mirrormosaicofsounds.wordpress.com) My first week of haiku (mirrormosaicofsounds.wordpress.com)

Thursday Haiku

St. Patricks big day Full of parades and green drinks Just like he would want. Related Articles My first and probably last attempt at haiku (callmeshree.wordpress.com) CTA in haiku: snapping to attention on the bridge (chicagonow.com) Haiku About Something That Drives Me Nuts (thechangerevolution.wordpress.com) Write a Haiku – WordPress Prompt (schizophrenicwriter.wordpress.com)

The Westminster Dog Show: Seriously, People? They’re Just Dogs

If you’ve ever seen clips of children’s beauty pageants, you have seen stage parents, one of the strangest marvels to walk the face of the Earth. Almost as strange as stage pet owners….

Thursday Haiku (Friday Edition)

It has come to my attention that it is Friday. That may seem like nothing, except yesterday was Thursday. That still may seem like no big deal, but to me it is. Yesterday was Haiku Thursday, and yet, I wrote no haiku. So in the interest of people being able to get on with their […]