A Letter To Congress

Dear Congress, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but there are a lot of people mad at you. No, I’m not talking about the “Occupy This-or-that” people. I’m not talking about the constant infighting that has prevented our government from getting nearly anything done. I’m not even talking about the general unhappiness that you are […]

“Dirty Dancing” Remake: Can We Please Just Write An Original Movie Now?

Every day, I have bad ideas. For a minute, they seem like really great ideas, but on closer inspection, they are the worst ideas anyone could ever have. If you don’t believe me, listen to this gem: full-size, street legal bumper cars. While this would definitely lead to death and destruction, it isn’t the worst […]

Good Friday Would Be A Whole Lot Better Without Work

Right now, as you read this, I know exactly what you are thinking. “This Friday, somehow, seems different. It seems…. much more gooder.” First of all, gooder is not a word. That is the worst grammar I have ever seen. Your English teachers have been whipped into a violent rage because of what you just […]