In-Law Jokes For the Brown-Nosers Amongst Us…

Through the years, literally hundreds of people have enjoyed a laugh at the expense of their in-laws. They have said all kinds of terrible things about their in-laws intelligence and told stories that end with their in-laws being mauled by dogs.

It is very rude to say the least.

Just because these disgusting jokes made in poor taste are rude, though, doesn’t mean we can’t have a good time when talking about our in-laws. The following jokes are sure to bring a good time AND show a healthy amount of respect to your second set of parents. After all, nothing spells out a good joke like respect:

 

What’s the difference between a catfish and a mother-in-law?

One’s a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other is a delightful woman that is always pleasant to be around.

 

Why would you rather deal with a vicious dog than your mother-in-law?

That’s a trick question. Vicious dogs are far less pleasant than your mother-in-law.

 

My mother-in-law’s other car is a broom. No, wait… it’s a Toyota Corolla. My mistake.

 

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one because she is a strong independent woman who is able to take care of herself.

 

What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and your mother-in-law?

Washington couldn’t tell a lie, Nixon couldn’t tell the truth, your mother-in-law was not a president because she was too busy raising a terrific child. Also her teeth are not made of wood and she was never impeached. What a woman.

 

My mother-in-law is so big she is probably all the way up to a size four.

 

-Knock knock!

-Who’s there?

-Your in-laws

-Oh, well then come on in. Let me get those bags for you. Boy, you must be tired after such a long trip…

 

 

 

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